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In Uncategorized on January 7, 2011 at 3:25 pm

Have you ever watched porn with the sound off?  Not as appealing, is it?  The sex soundtrack probably makes up for 50% of what turns us on in bed.

In Uncategorized on January 7, 2011 at 3:23 pm

Some of you can’t identify rejection even if it was disguised as Kim Kardashian’s ass.

In Uncategorized on January 5, 2011 at 1:15 pm

In a study conducted by OkCupid, iPhone users get laid more than Blackberry and Android users.

In Uncategorized on January 5, 2011 at 11:34 am

In recent months, I started juggling with the idea of an Exit Interview.  I mean, we have exit interviews when we leave our jobs, why don’t we have it when we leave relationships.

In Uncategorized on January 4, 2011 at 11:39 am

Some of you will get lucky and catch a girl at the beginning of her hotness.  But, a hot girl will always eventually discover her hotness.

In Uncategorized on January 4, 2011 at 11:38 am

We like fashionable men but an embellished ass does not equal fashionable.

In Uncategorized on January 4, 2011 at 11:37 am

If you want pretty, classy female company, invest in it.  You won’t be disappointed with the ROI.

In Uncategorized on January 4, 2011 at 11:36 am

Toast and Bolt: Get her a drink and she’ll feel super confident that you’re into her, but as soon as she gets that drink in hand, say “cheers” and mention you have to go meet up with your friends as you walk away.  She won’t know what hit her.

In Uncategorized on January 4, 2011 at 11:35 am

There’s something very unmanly about the way turtlenecks look on guys, not to mention that it makes you look shorter by hiding your neck.

In Uncategorized on January 4, 2011 at 11:34 am

It’s bad enough that we have to screen for STDs, now we have to mix bedbugs into the dating equation.